Counting Cat

Phone conversation with a five year old

Her

Do you want to talk to the cat?

Me

Sure.

Her

Meow meow meow.

Me

Hi cat. How was your day?

Her

Meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Me

So cat, can you count to ten?

Her

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

That was ten!

Me

Wow, you have a really smart cat!

Her

I know! She can count really high! She can count to A THOUSAND!  

Wanna hear?

Me

Um....

Her

Meow.

Meow. 

Meow....