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Walking your "Elder"

I've figured out how to exercise one of my relatives.

Say something that sounds like I'm talking about them on the phone -> They'll start tailing me as I continue talking and walking around the house from room to room. - I could keep it up for hours ;)

Oh sure... you say "Evil." - I say "cardiovascular workout" :)
 

10 Comments:

Judy said...

That is totally hilarious! And I can see it working like a charm! haha! Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Kelly said...

And I say "brilliant!"

Noisy Quiet said...

Thank you both for making *me* smile :)

Masked Mom said...

The difference between evil and resourceful is all in how you sell it. Hope you're hanging in there.

Noisy Quiet said...

Doing my best. Thanks!

Noisy Quiet said...

FYI, the initial part (arousing suspicion) is not intentional on my part (yet!) The later is. I figure if it's going to be an annoyance, I may as well put it to good use ;)

Shay said...

OMG! This is so true! My mom used to do this to me all of the time. Now that I am out of the house, she does it to my dad, but she takes it one step further. She never has anything to say unless someone is on the phone, then you can't shut her up. My mom will say to my dad, "Tell her..." "Ask her..." My dad wil say, "Do you want to talk to her?" My mom will say, "No, I don't need to talk to her. Oh, ask her if..."

Noisy Quiet said...

Lol! I don't have relatives that do this, but one insists I put people on speakerphone all the time, or wants me to stop talking to people because they claim they have something important to tell them, and then they end the call a few moments later after asking something like random like how the weather is. It's all still part of not wanting anyone talking to anyone else - even when they can hear the conversation on speakerphone!

*I*, however, am sometimes guilty of what you're describing! Lol! But if I were offered the phone, I'd say YES!!!! PLEASE GIVE ME THE PHONE!!! :D

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, im following this blog!
its funny!

Noisy Quiet said...

Thank you :)

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